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Marlo Wrote:
Howlsong Wrote:Result: After a few more suckers get trapped in your scheme, you bail out before people realize what is going on, earning you $1939 before your investors can get all their cash back!

I thought you and yours were pulling over $2083, I call nannie's.

I'm just annoyed over this:

"My Horn are Holding My Halo up!!"

It has to be either "My horn is" or "My horns are".

That little plural error is simply driving me mad.
Druchii Wrote:I'm just annoyed over this:

"My Horn are Holding My Halo up!!"

It has to be either "My horn is" or "My horns are".

That little plural error is simply driving me mad.

Hey I'm dyslexic it looked fine to me until u pointed it out. :roll:


1. You set up shop trying to make fake IDs for local youths to buy booze and smokes.
2. You create some good-quality IDs and start handing them out to some locals in hopes to nab some referral customers.
3. You start getting some rep on the street as a provider of quality product and the calls start coming in.

Result: After some time you get a local school underground group interested in a large order. After busting out some IDs, the kids hand you $1703 in cash!
Marlo Wrote:
Howlsong Wrote:Result: After a few more suckers get trapped in your scheme, you bail out before people realize what is going on, earning you $1939 before your investors can get all their cash back!

I thought you and yours were pulling over $2083, I call nannie's.

also i never claimed 2083 for ponzi i claimed 2083 for airport
1. You walk down to a classic car show parking lot looking for an easy car to get in.
2. You find an old fully-restored car that has the door unlocked.
3. After a couple of seconds fiddling with the wires under the steering wheel, you get it started up!

Result: You get the classic car to a contact in the shady part of town. The car isn't top-notch, but who cares, it is a classic. The guy just wants cars. He pays you $181 to take the car off your hands.

Try Again
Crimes


BOOOOO!
oh man that sux Sad
I know. I'd cry if I weren't so rugged and manly.
Where the poke your finger down your throat and puke smilie? :roll:
Probably somewhere near the sense of humour one.
Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $533 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

Evil Evil Evil
I guess bad crimes are contagious. My bad.
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