Nightrain
2007.Jan.03, 01:35 PM
By way of an Inside source it has come to our attention
Exactly why the Elders have started the new spree of attacks.
The Angry Elders Story
Following is a fast rendition of events that led up to the newly improved Angry Elders
It appears that a shortage of depends at the Cedars Home for the elderly has caused a Major uproar.
While a normal day at the Home. Lunch was served TripsT having once again taken a fifth helping
Of apple flavored baby food (leaving non-for the rest of the Gang) commenced to have some gassy problems.
Unfortunately due to age and hip problems he was not able to make it to the appropriate facility on time.
Causing a major mess at the entryway.
By coincidence Sarge president and Co-founder of the S.B.H.A (Shiny Bald Heads of America) happened to be passing by and slipped on this rather odorous spill.in turn he skidded down the hallway bumping into LostAngel who happened to be knitting a new rainbow colored sweater for
Sam I am. Running to there aid was the new recruit Jubei of course not knowing what had transpired . he catches a whiff of TripsTs spillage. Causing him to stop abruptly. We have yet to learn of his current location. He was last seen traveling down route A1A carrying what appeared to be someones dentures.
The Staff all wondering what the shouting about runs in only to find Tripst still shuffling down the hallway eating his baby food , Sarge on the floor with a brown streak of some unknown substance all over his back holding on to his broken walker, LostAngel stomping on Sarges head for having torn the sweater and Sam I Am walking around with no shirt on scarring the rest of the retirees.
Now all of this could have been easily avoided had we the players of Awakened lands taken up a collection.
As of now anyone wishing to donate kindly contact me. An account will be set up for the purchase of Depends underwear the replacement of the lost dentures.(Glue not included) .A new walker with wheels for
Sarge, wrinkle cream for Sam I am . a lifetime supply of fiber product for TripsT (hopefully will keep him constant and regular) and last but not least new supplies for LostAngels knitting.
The Fund currently referred to as Save The Elder will be receiving all type of donations so dont be shy
Remember your only saving yourself what if it was you or a family member at the home.
Exactly why the Elders have started the new spree of attacks.
The Angry Elders Story
Following is a fast rendition of events that led up to the newly improved Angry Elders
It appears that a shortage of depends at the Cedars Home for the elderly has caused a Major uproar.
While a normal day at the Home. Lunch was served TripsT having once again taken a fifth helping
Of apple flavored baby food (leaving non-for the rest of the Gang) commenced to have some gassy problems.
Unfortunately due to age and hip problems he was not able to make it to the appropriate facility on time.
Causing a major mess at the entryway.
By coincidence Sarge president and Co-founder of the S.B.H.A (Shiny Bald Heads of America) happened to be passing by and slipped on this rather odorous spill.in turn he skidded down the hallway bumping into LostAngel who happened to be knitting a new rainbow colored sweater for
Sam I am. Running to there aid was the new recruit Jubei of course not knowing what had transpired . he catches a whiff of TripsTs spillage. Causing him to stop abruptly. We have yet to learn of his current location. He was last seen traveling down route A1A carrying what appeared to be someones dentures.
The Staff all wondering what the shouting about runs in only to find Tripst still shuffling down the hallway eating his baby food , Sarge on the floor with a brown streak of some unknown substance all over his back holding on to his broken walker, LostAngel stomping on Sarges head for having torn the sweater and Sam I Am walking around with no shirt on scarring the rest of the retirees.
Now all of this could have been easily avoided had we the players of Awakened lands taken up a collection.
As of now anyone wishing to donate kindly contact me. An account will be set up for the purchase of Depends underwear the replacement of the lost dentures.(Glue not included) .A new walker with wheels for
Sarge, wrinkle cream for Sam I am . a lifetime supply of fiber product for TripsT (hopefully will keep him constant and regular) and last but not least new supplies for LostAngels knitting.
The Fund currently referred to as Save The Elder will be receiving all type of donations so dont be shy
Remember your only saving yourself what if it was you or a family member at the home.
