[PhisheVA]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beatles

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better.

The king of Marigold was in the kitchen
Cooking breakfast for the queen
The queen was in the parlour
Playing piano for the children of the king.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

The king was in the garden
Picking flowers for a friend who came to play
The queen was in the playroom
Painting pictures for the childrens holiday.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

The duchess of Kircaldy always smiling
And arriving late for tea
The duke was having problems
With a message at the local bird and bee.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

At twelve o'clock a meeting round the table
For a seance in the dark
With voices out of nowhere
Put on specially by the children for a lark.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry cry cry cry baby
Make your mother sigh.

She's old enough to know better
Cry baby cry
cry cry cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

Can you take me back where I came from?
Can you take me back?
Can you take me back where I came from?
Rowboat can you take me back?
Can you take me back?
Oooh, can you take me where I came from?
Can you take me back?

[TommiTheTaco]

I'm sticking with my theory..

[DebbiePinson]

TommiTheTaco Wrote:I'm sticking with my theory..

Lets not go jumping to any conclusions

[TommiTheTaco]

Well..My thoughts and ideas fit pretty well..

Shadowkid spoke of Unique items, and I've been using my armor, and tried my other sword, and it didn't go so hot..My resistance doesn't kick, like it does with everyone else, and my other blade did the same as my Shogunate..So, this is out..

Someone spoke of borgs, which is possible, but I didn't see TheGibson borging up like the rest of your organization, along with a few others, and Strt doesn't have borgs..So, that's out..

I've jumped down from my normal encumbrance of .18 or so to .04 - .05, and it didn't work well..Jumped all the way up to .78, and that didn't change anything..I did this in thought of strt, who has a rather high encumbrance..

Tried with less energy, and it worked for a while..But then it stopped me dead in my tracks..Tried lowering my happiness, and it didn't work..Always did it at full health, and I got half in half on my fights, which is a little better than not at all, when someone else can fight 3 in a row, back to back, and not die from the ghouls..

So..My theory's sounding very plausible..Unproven, but plausible..

[DebbiePinson]

Maybe they are carrying a lucky charm...like a rabbit foot or 4 leaf clover or something. Its the only explanation.

[TommiTheTaco]

Just so people know what my hypothesis is..

Notice the two lower levels in the top 10 that didn't suffer a loss..

They have smaller stats, meaning less damage..Lesser armors and weaponry..More randomness of hits and misses, along with less criticals..

Take into account..Me, for example..282nd place in the contest..Higher level..Bigger stats, so the miss and hit rates are defined..Criticals are more obvious, along with the defenses..It's harder for the big guys to beat big guys..While the little guys are easily able to beat little guys..

This is my hypothesis..

As for the lucky charms, Satan's minions(The Boogey Man, Werewolves, X Pats[Calm down. I'm joking]) take any sort of harmful or lucky charms from a person before he comes to vanquish them. So, no go, Debbie.

[Lucky666]

i don't think the ghouls are working right
i just did a fist fight:
1.) You are shredded for 94 points of damage. You resist 1 for a total of 93 damage.
2.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
3.) You hit the ghoul for 8 damage.
4.) The ghoul swings and misses.
5.) You are shredded for 67 points of damage. You resist 6 for a total of 61 damage.
6.) You hit the ghoul for 13 damage.
7.) You are shredded for 216 points of damage. You resist 13 for a total of 203 damage.
8.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
9.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
10.) You are shredded for 187 points of damage. You resist 11 for a total of 176 damage.
11.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
12.) You are shredded for 188 points of damage. You resist 3 for a total of 185 damage.
13.) You hit the ghoul for 3 damage.
14.) You are shredded for 104 points of damage. You resist 1 for a total of 103 damage.
15.) You hit the ghoul for 3 damage.
16.) The ghoul swings and misses.
17.) The ghoul swings and misses.
18.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
19.) The ghoul swings and misses.
20.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
21.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
22.) The ghoul swings and misses.
23.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
24.) You are hit for 511 points of damage. You resist 10 for a total of 501 damage.
Your vision blurs and you fall into darkness.

there's no way he could have done 500 without a weapon


second try(full health again and fists)
You hit the ghoul for 17 damage.
2.) You are shredded for 101 points of damage. You resist 5 for a total of 96 damage.
3.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
4.) You are shredded for 143 points of damage. You resist 43 for a total of 100 damage.
5.) You are shredded for 163 points of damage. You resist 4 for a total of 159 damage.
6.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
7.) You are shredded for 183 points of damage. You resist 5 for a total of 178 damage.
8.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
9.) You are shredded for 105 points of damage. You resist 4 for a total of 101 damage.
10.) You hit the ghoul for 18 damage.
11.) You hit the ghoul for 13 damage.
12.) You are shredded for 119 points of damage. You resist 3 for a total of 116 damage.
13.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
14.) You are shredded for 112 points of damage. You resist 11 for a total of 101 damage.
15.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
16.) The ghoul swings and misses.
17.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
18.) You are shredded for 105 points of damage. You resist 7 for a total of 98 damage.
19.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
20.) You are shredded for 21 points of damage. You resist 12 for a total of 9 damage.
21.) You hit the ghoul for 9 damage.
22.) You are shredded for 125 points of damage. You resist 27 for a total of 98 damage.
23.) You are hit for 144 points of damage. You resist 10 for a total of 134 damage.
Your vision blurs and you fall into darkness.
You got your butt kicked by freaking ghoul.

3rd fight(again full health and no weapon)

1.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
2.) You are shredded for 97 points of damage. You resist 1 for a total of 96 damage.
3.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
4.) You are shredded for 193 points of damage. You resist 12 for a total of 181 damage.
5.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
6.) The ghoul swings and misses.
7.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
8.) The ghoul swings and misses.
9.) You hit the ghoul for 14 damage.
10.) The ghoul swings and misses.
11.) You hit the ghoul for 14 damage.
12.) The ghoul swings and misses.
13.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
14.) You are shredded for 181 points of damage. You resist 4 for a total of 177 damage.
15.) The ghoul swings and misses.
16.) You hit the ghoul for 4 damage.
17.) The ghoul swings and misses.
18.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
19.) The ghoul swings and misses.
20.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
21.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
22.) The ghoul swings and misses.
23.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
24.) The ghoul swings and misses.
25.) You hit the ghoul for 11 damage.
26.) The ghoul swings and misses.
27.) The ghoul swings and misses.
28.) You hit the ghoul for 14 damage.
29.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
30.) The ghoul swings and misses.
31.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
32.) You are shredded for 139 points of damage. You resist 8 for a total of 131 damage.
33.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
34.) The ghoul swings and misses.
35.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
36.) You are shredded for 188 points of damage. You resist 6 for a total of 182 damage.
37.) The ghoul swings and misses.
38.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
39.) The ghoul swings and misses.
40.) You hit the ghoul for 19 damage.
41.) The ghoul swings and misses.
42.) You hit the ghoul for 3 damage.
43.) You hit the ghoul for 18 damage.
44.) You are shredded for 159 points of damage. You resist 10 for a total of 149 damage.
45.) You hit the ghoul for 3 damage.
46.) You are shredded for 36 points of damage. You resist 12 for a total of 24 damage.
47.) You hit the ghoul for 4 damage.
48.) The ghoul swings and misses.
49.) The ghoul swings and misses.
50.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
51.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
52.) The ghoul swings and misses.
53.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
54.) You are shredded for 94 points of damage. You resist 22 for a total of 72 damage.
55.) You are hit for 199 points of damage. You resist 7 for a total of 192 damage.
Your vision blurs and you fall into darkness.
You got your butt kicked by freaking ghoul.

[TommiTheTaco]

There's no way you would have won without a weapon, either, but we won't hold it to ya..

That second fight..Well..All I can say is that ghoul stuck your own head up your bum for you, bum rushed you out the bar, and took a dump on your chest all in the same instant..I'm glad my ghouls weren't that fast..

[Dingus]

Nice guess, but wrong!

[Lucky666]

TommiTheTaco Wrote:There's no way you would have won without a weapon, either, but we won't hold it to ya..

but zen said it's like fightinhg yourself
and it's random
but how come he hits over 100 and i barely do 1
if they addapt to the weapons you use than i should probably end in stalemate