[JakeBlues]

... of your choice, what would it be?

[CrazyFoley]

a shotgun that fired exploding harpoons

[Canosoup]

An electric soup ladle! 8)

[Guest]

The Nappy Dreadlock
Item Type Melee (Blunt)
Legality Illegal
Availability Rating 10
Concealment Rating 2
Weight (kilograms) 2.5 kg
Standard Price $420
Trade-in Value $420
The Nappy Dreadlock is designed for bunking custies on lot, not hunting. With a large lice capacity and heady rasta beads, this chunk of hair can pwn all the kidzz. Unlike the cornrow, this disgusting birds nest hasn't been washed in years. Since this baby came from a trust fund white dude rather than a black person, a minimum headieness of 30 is required. With a danker head stash than the afro, the Nappy Dreadlock also requires 25 strength and 18 endurance. You also must have seen Phish pre-hiatus to be able to equip this weapon.

[Guest]

delpot Wrote:The Nappy Dreadlock
Item Type Melee (Blunt)
Legality Illegal
Availability Rating 10
Concealment Rating 2
Weight (kilograms) 2.5 kg
Standard Price $420
Trade-in Value $420
The Nappy Dreadlock is designed for bunking custies on lot, not hunting. With a large lice capacity and heady rasta beads, this chunk of hair can pwn all the kidzz. Unlike the cornrow, this disgusting birds nest hasn't been washed in years. Since this baby came from a trust fund white dude rather than a black person, a minimum headieness of 30 is required. With a danker head stash than the afro, the Nappy Dreadlock also requires 25 strength and 18 endurance. You also must have seen Phish pre-hiatus to be able to equip this weapon.

That's even harder to train than endurance.

[JakeBlues]

M79 Grenade Launcher
Item Type Ranged
Legality Illegal (if not in military)
Availability Rating 99
Concealment Rating 4
Weight (kilograms) 8.5 kg
Standard Price $priceless
Trade-in Value $priceless
The M79 grenade launcher is a single-shot, shoulder-fired, break open grenade launcher which fires a 40 x46 mm grenade. The M79 can fire a wide variety of 40 mm rounds, including explosive, anti-personnel, smoke, buckshot, flechette, and illumination. This weapon can only be use in gang wars but does a large amount of damage. It requires double the amount of AP's per action, a minimum of rank 3 military career and 22 strength.

[Guest]

Gornikel Wrote:M79 Grenade Launcher
Item Type Ranged
Legality Illegal (if not in military)
Availability Rating 99
Concealment Rating 4
Weight (kilograms) 8.5 kg
Standard Price $priceless
Trade-in Value $priceless
The M79 grenade launcher is a single-shot, shoulder-fired, break open grenade launcher which fires a 40 x46 mm grenade. The M79 can fire a wide variety of 40 mm rounds, including explosive, anti-personnel, smoke, buckshot, flechette, and illumination. This weapon can only be use in gang wars but does a large amount of damage. It requires double the amount of AP's per action, a minimum of rank 3 military career and 22 strength.

single shot? what if that single shot misses? lmao

[Guest]

What else?!?! A Mjollnir, it's as good ranged or melee and it can't be broke!

[Guest]

how about a satellite cannon that can be continuously fired as long as u want. and u can pinpoint the target using a laptop, which can control the satellite?

[Guest]

or if u want old school... the Spear of Destiny