[Guest]

I'm sitting here in jail once again...

I'm a frequent flyer. The guards pop open a beer for me and we spend a few minutes chatting before a bellboy takes my bags up to my suite. I step into my private elevator and head up to my suite alone, winking at the guards, "I know my way." They chuckle and I go settle in for yet another short stay. I order room service and and inventory the bar. Only one bottle of El Tesoro Silver. I couldn't be expected to stay without good tequila, could I? A quick call down to the front desk and shortly three guards were busily restocking the bar and setting the table for dinner. I dismissed them with a generous tip an pat on the shoulder and settled down to enjoy the filet mignon.

Buy a house? Why when I can come here any time I want where I'm treated like a queen?

[zenith]

*police attendant snickers....

"If you buy a house, you get better quality liquor! We water our stuff down because you keep showing up!!!"

... the attendant slithers off to do paperwork.*

[JaySin]

was this the first forum post ever? and who posted it?

[Conrad1103]

an unregistered guest posts. thats a confusing as the post itself. and zen's reply. must be an old school thing.

[TommiTheTaco]

Kind of seems like Pullo.

[zenith]

Pullo wasn't around then. And never talked in character.

[Dingus]

Zen post translation:

"Buy better house and you no get popped as much"