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Jail again... - Guest - 2006.Jun.08 09:39 AM
I'm sitting here in jail once again...
I'm a frequent flyer. The guards pop open a beer for me and we spend a few minutes chatting before a bellboy takes my bags up to my suite. I step into my private elevator and head up to my suite alone, winking at the guards, "I know my way." They chuckle and I go settle in for yet another short stay. I order room service and and inventory the bar. Only one bottle of El Tesoro Silver. I couldn't be expected to stay without good tequila, could I? A quick call down to the front desk and shortly three guards were busily restocking the bar and setting the table for dinner. I dismissed them with a generous tip an pat on the shoulder and settled down to enjoy the filet mignon.
Buy a house? Why when I can come here any time I want where I'm treated like a queen?
- zenith - 2006.Jun.08 12:50 PM
*police attendant snickers....
"If you buy a house, you get better quality liquor! We water our stuff down because you keep showing up!!!"
... the attendant slithers off to do paperwork.*
RE: Jail again... - JaySin - 2009.May.25 01:23 AM
was this the first forum post ever? and who posted it?
RE: Jail again... - Conrad1103 - 2009.May.25 01:34 AM
an unregistered guest posts. thats a confusing as the post itself. and zen's reply. must be an old school thing.
RE: Jail again... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.May.25 01:37 AM
Kind of seems like Pullo.
RE: Jail again... - zenith - 2009.May.25 02:11 AM
Pullo wasn't around then. And never talked in character.
RE: Jail again... - Dingus - 2009.May.25 06:46 AM
Zen post translation:
"Buy better house and you no get popped as much"