April Fools
2010.Apr.01, 10:24 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #11
Higher payouts = higher/more jailtime.

That's what she said
2010.Apr.01, 10:26 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #12
Yes it's nice to tweak crimes & see some higher payouts but not to the point of having the success rates tank. I doubt we will see anything close to what we normally make in a day based on such a dismal success rate. And it's not like we have other options....

This tweak is a failure in my books.
2010.Apr.01, 10:29 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #13
It's too early to tell for sure...but I like it so far.
2010.Apr.01, 10:31 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #14
It's okay. I'm sure everyone would have rather had assured, or very high, success rates on crimes than a boost in amount and drop in success. This is still nice, though.
2010.Apr.01, 10:34 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #15
(2010.Apr.01 10:26 AM)vInDicaTed Wrote:  Yes it's nice to tweak crimes & see some higher payouts but not to the point of having the success rates tank. I doubt we will see anything close to what we normally make in a day based on such a dismal success rate. And it's not like we have other options....

This tweak is a failure in my books.

though i've had a slightly lower success rate i'm raking in cash. maybe you should try multiple lower AP crimes? ~20 AP crimes? or just don't do any crimes, i really don't care.
2010.Apr.01, 10:37 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #16
i hope you guys arent missing the point. this isnt a "bonus" to crimes, its a tweak. this means it is essentially the SAME payout, just wildly different (3500 $$ payout one time, jail times the other 3, comes out to like 875 per attempt anyway as it was before [assuming it was for your crime]). its an april fools joke. enjoy.

You attacked and hit for 761 damage against their hideout! Too bad nobody cares!
2010.Apr.01, 10:40 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #17
Farting on your half eaten lunch is an April Fool's joke. Pointing out that amazing looking gullible high up on the wall is, also, an April Fool's joke. This, sir...Is cash. Minty and tasty like York.
2010.Apr.01, 10:41 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xVXQCrP...textp=fool

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/d...-name.html

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/to...utage.html
http://techcrunch.com/april-fools-shenanigans/
This post was last modified: 2010.Apr.01 10:43 AM by abysmalpoptart.

You attacked and hit for 761 damage against their hideout! Too bad nobody cares!
2010.Apr.01, 10:43 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #19
(2010.Apr.01 10:37 AM)abysmalpoptart Wrote:  i hope you guys arent missing the point. this isnt a "bonus" to crimes, its a tweak. this means it is essentially the SAME payout, just wildly different (3500 $$ payout one time, jail times the other 3, comes out to like 875 per attempt anyway as it was before [assuming it was for your crime]). its an april fools joke. enjoy.

I'd like to see the total $$ money for AP spent at the end of the day for most people before I say it's not a bonus. I get jailed/fail a little more, maybe 10%. But the payout can be 300%.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $3216 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.
2010.Apr.01, 10:45 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #20
Peep this folks

Result: After 5 or so games the dice fall in your favor. You just earned $20 in cash! The disgusted customer walks away in anger.