April Fools
2010.Mar.31, 11:01 PM
April Fools
Post: #1
April Fool's Day, and well, the crimes have been tweaked a bit. Good luck!

3:36 pm You received $36 from Mac.


12,600,036$ robbed from him.
2010.Mar.31, 11:29 PM
RE: April Fools
Post: #2
April Fool's Day, and well, the crimes have been tweaked a bit. Good luck!
1. With the help of a buddy, you set up a scam where your friend creates a car accident and you act as a witness.
2. Your friend starts driving around looking for a mark while you sit innocently along the street.
3. Your buddy slams on his brakes right in front of you on the street while the car behind him tries to avoid your friends car.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2932 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

nice little bonus.. normally only half that at best....

give her the bowling ball grip, two in the pink and one in the stink.

all cats are grey in the dark.
2010.Apr.01, 01:02 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #3
April Fool's Day, and well, the crimes have been tweaked a bit. Good luck!
1. Bored as you are, you fire up the computer and scan the wireless networks outside a corporate business center in the Midlan District.
2. You find an unsecure access point and begin sniffing the data for passwords.
3. You fire up the data sniff program to try to steal some useful information.

Result: After a couple of hours with a password cracker you manage to log into their website database and grab credit card data. You fence the data for $4048.

Using your Riot Axe you hit for 4724 points of damage. XXX resists 102 for a total of 4622 damage.


steve says
chesticles?
steve says
you sure got some big chesticles, howl
2010.Apr.01, 07:23 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #4
April Fool's Day, and well, the crimes have been tweaked a bit. Good luck!

1. You head off to the Decatur International Airport in search of some unsuspecting victims.
2. You bypass the simple easy marks for something more your style, the Airport Security.
3. You snoop around and find a security watch room with the door ajar.

Result: You hear voices as you slide the door open, and notice a couple of agents distracted as they watch video of a porn on the security tapes. You sneak off with a security payment envelope with some major cash totalling $3164!!


love it
2010.Apr.01, 07:40 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #5
Anyone scoop up humanity yet?

I smoke like a chimney, matta fact I smoke like a gun when the killer sees his enemy
2010.Apr.01, 09:38 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #6
(2010.Apr.01 07:40 AM)EvilDeedz Wrote:  Anyone scoop up humanity yet?

is it just higher cash payouts?
seems like it's going to even just out since my success rate has dropped considerably

9:42 pm
New! WilliamR (aka Punisher) attacked you and lost.


3:07 am
New! Howl attacked you and lost.
8:53 pm Conrad attacked you and lost.
2010.Apr.01, 09:55 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #7
I had 80% success rate and now its 78%
Thereis no humanity. Just playing April's fools face

I smoke like a chimney, matta fact I smoke like a gun when the killer sees his enemy
2010.Apr.01, 09:58 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #8
On a crime I usually get >80% success I am 0 for ~10 today. Haven't had a single successful (or jailed) crime today.
2010.Apr.01, 10:00 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #9
Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2412 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.



My success rate doesn't seem to have changed much.
2010.Apr.01, 10:02 AM
RE: April Fools
Post: #10
My success rate is down at about 10%-15% and ive been jailed 3 times already.
Neutral

9:17 am BenderRodriguez attacked you and lost.
20.Feb.13 TheGeneral attacked you and lost.

4488 SV pUn 69 16 Lost in an individual gang battle to Mac.
12.Oct.11 TheGeneral attacked you and lost.