[matt5250]

OK, well I can aquiest to this request and divulge a part of my ancient lore. The secret is in but three easy steps. firstly, thou shalt bathe in goatsmilk for 2 hours, no more no less. second, turn on thine computing device on 11th day of the 11th month at 11:11 (pm). lastly, turn thyself 4 times and click in the bottom left of the screen. after doing this you shall come to a new and wonderful paradise where you may attack others while remaining in thine haven, where you may purchase a caravan to live in, providing joyous times, and where there is an option on player's profiles to "steal energy" just to the left of the attack option.