This is Dirk Pitt on location with a description of the Vile Three heading your way:
PEPE: Looks like 200 years old,mumbling to either himself or his mule Pepeochio. May be screaming at nothing around him.
Voratious: Looks like three of the Fat Bastard characters put together from the Austin Powers 3 (old televid movie). You will hear him coming your way eating something. Don't be within reach of him when his hands are empty.
PukkoSmellofDeath: Looks like a combination of Sleptrock from the Flintstones (a 20th century televid), PigPen from the Charlie Brown cartoons (ditto), Chuckie (ditto again for a movie), all the garbage pail kids (toys from 20th century), and 3 month old dog food. You will smell him before you see him.
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