[Prophesy]

The LCBO, the Bad Arse Beer Store, is now looking for 1 or 2 quality butt-kickers, who enjoy good laughs, good friends, and good fights!

Over the past year we have been the fastest growing gang in AL, check the pantheon for war points, we are a hard-warring, beer-drinking, fun-loving group of AL-Anonymous drunkards, and have our sights set even higher for our future.

Currently have two open spots in our Arse-kicking crew, send in an application and mail Budweiser [7245], or myself MrJohnson[15661] for consideration.

We've built our success on activity, hard work, family, goodtimes, and comraderie. We are a tight-knit group, ready to help out any of our members at any time, help and support the gang, the gang will help and support you.

Looking to join a premier group of beer-swillers, gum-chewers, and butt-kickers? Get those apps in asap.

We don't call it war, we call it a barfight,
Fear the Beer.