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JakeBlues · 2008.Jun.17, 01:52 PM

Ok, allright, I admit it, lately, I've been criming a lot more than usual.

But, well, I figured out that killing people was much more criminal than stealing or making drugs... And yet, your fraking goon squads keep busting me on and on, especially today... Did I do something?

I mean, just say it out loud. I dont deleate my events enough, or I said somewhere I wanted something somehow for some reasons? If I could berserk rage you right now, I'd do it, trust me, and it's an important fact that you should keep reminding yourself. I'm just being honest now.

So, wTf is going on? Is it because I'm fat? Well, the new cell designs are very nice, i think the bed could use a little more pissible hiding places but that will be up to me to find some new moves. Guards are laughing at me. More than 5 anal search a day keeps the criming need away.

(word meaning sexual intercourse)+*in capital letters* THE POLICE

*edited by Druchii
*edited by Druchii has been edited by Preacher

alinutza · 2008.Jun.17, 01:59 PM

dude, you cannot do crimes for all your life...you must get caught from time to time...or your not as smart as you think you are :wink: to get rid of the police

w00k · 2008.Jun.17, 02:07 PM

Perhaps you're having bad luck?

JakeBlues · 2008.Jun.17, 02:09 PM

w00k Wrote:Perhaps you're having bad luck?

There's just so much luck that a man's ass (litterally) can take.

alinutza · 2008.Jun.17, 02:10 PM

w00k Wrote:Perhaps you're having bad luck?

I think we call that Randomness, here in Awakenedlands..

I never failed a sports car this month, but i was caught trying to steal luxury cars.. Razz

JakeBlues · 2008.Jun.17, 02:14 PM

alinutza Wrote:I never failed a sports car this month, but i was caught trying to steal luxury cars..

2008.Jun.17, 02:16 PM

alinutza · 2008.Jun.17, 02:21 PM

Gornikel Wrote:
alinutza Wrote:I never failed a sports car this month, but i was caught trying to steal luxury cars..

ok ok..i was never caught, but i failed some of them, luxury cars..

You'll see that the next few days will be great for you..high payouts too Biggrin

JakeBlues · 2008.Jun.17, 02:25 PM

Got a phone call.

Someone placed an order from jail.

Got to get caught... but... Sad

It will :shock: so bad

2008.Jun.17, 03:19 PM

w00k Wrote:Perhaps you're having bad luck?

Perhaps the cops are using career points.