[GlennQuagmire]

(2010.Dec.24 05:36 PM)Acooper Wrote:  I haven't got anything yet

Anyone else

i got some crappy broken ornament worth 91 bucks.. money seems to be good for the crimes today though.

[TommiTheTaco]

1. You head off to the Decatur International Airport in search of some unsuspecting victims.
2. You bypass the simple easy marks for something more your style, the Airport Security.
3. You snoop around and find a security watch room with the door ajar.

Result: You hear voices as you slide the door open, and notice a couple of agents distracted as they watch video of a porn on the security tapes. You sneak off with a security payment envelope with some major cash totalling $872!!

You have found a Christmas Tree Star worth 30 credits!

1. You head off to the Decatur International Airport in search of some unsuspecting victims.
2. You bypass the simple easy marks for something more your style, the Airport Security.
3. You snoop around and find a security watch room with the door ajar.

Result: You hear voices as you slide the door open, and notice a couple of agents distracted as they watch video of a porn on the security tapes. You sneak off with a security payment envelope with some major cash totalling $1288!!

You have found a Christmas Tree Star worth 16 credits!

[HeadBustin]

1. You plan out a simple Investment Brokerage Ponzi Scheme that pays investors 10% interest per month.
2. You get a few investors to pony up $1000 to earn a 10% interest in a month.
3. Those investors spread the word, and your scheme starts to gather steam.

Result: After a few more suckers get trapped in your scheme, you bail out before people realize what is going on, earning you $1638 before your investors can get all their cash back!

You have found a Christmas Tree Star worth 26 credits!

Try Again
Crimes

[BrokenGlass]

You have found a Throbing Eight Inch White Chocolate Santa Claus that has given your wife's boyfriend a minus 0.02 humanity bonus!

This sucks...........

[S2pmarine]

Merry Xmas all

[Punisher]

2 crappy busted as ornaments worth less than 300 bucks

[TommiTheTaco]

1. You head off to the Decatur International Airport in search of some unsuspecting victims.
2. You bypass the simple easy marks for something more your style, the Airport Security.
3. You snoop around and find a security watch room with the door ajar.

Result: You hear voices as you slide the door open, and notice a couple of agents distracted as they watch video of a porn on the security tapes. You sneak off with a security payment envelope with some major cash totalling $1019!!

You have found a box of Bittersweet XMas Truffles that has given you an additional 16 happiness!

Kinda sucks...But I suppose it's something extra.

[bebopcrew420]

I'm 35th on the crime spree list and only got 2 xmas bonuses. Think maybe santa's trying to say something. The little black midget hooker was pretty naughty

[Budweiser]

I'm 41 on the same lust and I think I've gotten 3 so I feel you I didn't Fuck a midget bit I did do a lot of other fucked up shit

[bebopcrew420]

Wow, I take that back!!! Just scored a whopper.

1. You plan out a simple Investment Brokerage Ponzi Scheme that pays investors 10% interest per month.
2. You get a few investors to pony up $1000 to earn a 10% interest in a month.
3. Those investors spread the word, and your scheme starts to gather steam.

Result: After a few more suckers get trapped in your scheme, you bail out before people realize what is going on, earning you $1001 before your investors can get all their cash back!

You have found a cracked Christmas Tree Ornament that is worth $73!