[abysmalpoptart]

how about the admins have 1 day a week where they MUST update.

at least advise us on what the fuck they are doing, and WHY there are no updates

i.e.

bug fixing
fighting hundreds of chinese hackers on the front lines of world war 14
closing up vulnerabilities
updating (far fetched, but possible)
masturbating (more likely).

Example:

*******
April 2, 2012:

We spent the past 72 hours masturbating, and the rest of the week before that we tried to patch up a vulnerability that was being exploited by 15 chinese hackers. we were able to stop the hackers (for now), but the hole is still there. Additionally, we fixed a bug with group attacks (which is why we dont have it available anymore), and we added an update to mail - the time on the "sent" portion of your mail is now more accurate.

*******

how about do this... maybe every Monday? i know it will involve a LOT of masturbation, but at least then we'll know that we're wasting our time on you while you're wasting your time on us. Great!

Thanks!
-AP