[Marlo]

Are you devoid of a significant other and absolutely flabbergasted by the presumptuous re-positioning of this Hallmark holiday contest?

Well, here are a couple tips on how to spend the rest of the day.

1) Think long and hard about just how stupid you make yourself look by petitioning the creator of a G-A-M-E for moving a contest from a day that you should be spending with "that special someone".

2) If you do not have "that special someone", then maybe get off your a$$ and give the dating scene a shot.

3) Get a life.

4) Ask whichever higher power you believe in to rethink the personality traits he afforded you and beg for some civility, humility and a dash of reality.

5) Stop b!tching on a message board. Your poorly worded and juvenile posts only solidify how childish and immature you actually are. (Maybe why you find yourself lonely on a day meant for lovers adoration.)

6) Stand away from the computer, walk to the closest mirror, stand directly in front of it, and, while looking yourself square in the eye, realize that you are a phooking loser.

Signed,

The Majority of the AL community