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(2010.Nov.01 07:15 PM)cheetah Wrote:  Dear Minions:
Today I stand before you not as the bourbon sucking, conservative, boat-house owning tyrant you all know me as, but instead as an even-keeled, mild mannered soccer mom looking for your support this upcoming election! I have decided to throw my white flag into the ring and ask President Obama to consider nominating me for a position in the Alcohol, Tobacco and Text-based Firearms department. Why am I the right feline for the job?? Well, that's simple...if one were to take any of the three out of my life, it would be like trying to put a puzzle together while missing the border pieces.

So, in closing, if you want any chance of chilling on a boathouse while sipping on Maker's Mark, you better petition your congressman or woman or I'm gonna hosp you until you apologize in public.

All my love,
Cheets