[Duchbag69]

so i was at this club on friday night, drunk as fuck, so drunk i was dancing on this stage grinding with my girl, im not huge on dancing, more of drinker, but anyhow. After some time this random, not so attractive, chick turns around to my girl and says your boyfriend was hitting on me, i was like wtf bitch you wish. My girlfriend laughed. So then i went out for a smoke on the patio and a fight breaks out, sweet, who doesn't like a good bar fight. some dude threw his, what looked to be like a fairly chick drink, at another guy. Of course i laughed, and then some other guy punched the dude who threw the drink in the ear...


so i guess what im trying to say is, getting a handy on the dance floor is frowned upon by some, but not all... so just be careful.

good day gentleman, good day.