[BrokenGlass]

Welcome to the home of Bender Bending Rodríguez,Bending Unit 22, serial number 2716057, chassis number 1729.

I'm a foul-mouthed, alcoholic, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered, pessimistic robot originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths. I love to war and don't take shit from no one. If you F##k with me I'll F##k your shit up! no exceptions.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Now bending Villains til Zen switches off the lights.



Official training gang for E.A.D.P