2010.Sep.15, 12:15 AM
Welcome to the home of Bender Bending RodrÃguez,Bending Unit 22, serial number 2716057, chassis number 1729.
I'm a foul-mouthed, alcoholic, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered, pessimistic robot originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths. I love to war and don't take shit from no one. If you F##k with me I'll F##k your shit up! no exceptions.
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Now bending Villains til Zen switches off the lights.
Official training gang for E.A.D.P
I'm a foul-mouthed, alcoholic, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered, pessimistic robot originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths. I love to war and don't take shit from no one. If you F##k with me I'll F##k your shit up! no exceptions.
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Now bending Villains til Zen switches off the lights.
Official training gang for E.A.D.P