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(2010.Aug.19 05:40 PM)TommiTheTaco Wrote:  You remember how you were born? I remember your Mom telling me this.

She was roaming around, doing her rounds. She didn't think she was pregnant 'cause she was such a lard arse, and you flopped out of her right in the middle of the sidewalk.

You were the reason your Mom finally got off the streets and started sucking from the tax payers. Good job. Your one and only accomplishment. -Starts applause.-

Mental Midget,

"Your Mom" jokes went out of style years ago.

Thanks,
The Management