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2009.Oct.30, 11:21 PM

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Duchbag69

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Trick or Treat!!
Darn. Tricked!

You go up to ring the doorbell of a creepy house and notice the entryway is decorated with various Halloween characters. A man in ghoulish attire answers the door and holds out a bag of treats. You reach in and find out they are a little too fresh and a little too human for your tastes. Unfortunately the man notices you are fresher, and attacks you at the worst time.

You took 2,005 in damage!
You were sent to the hospital for 14 minutes.

Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night... then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

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Mmmm... - Accipender - 2009.Oct.30, 11:12 PM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.30, 11:13 PM

RE: Mmmm... - superdude - 2009.Oct.30, 11:15 PM

RE: Mmmm... - Duchbag69 - 2009.Oct.30 11:21 PM

RE: Mmmm... - ClosedCasket - 2009.Oct.30, 11:34 PM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.30, 11:25 PM

RE: Mmmm... - drec92 - 2009.Oct.30, 11:27 PM

RE: Mmmm... - randomjacker - 2009.Oct.30, 11:30 PM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.30, 11:30 PM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.31, 12:27 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Duchbag69 - 2009.Oct.31, 12:32 AM

RE: Mmmm... - BDJoker37 - 2009.Oct.31, 12:43 AM

RE: Mmmm... - psudoderf - 2009.Oct.31, 12:44 AM

RE: Mmmm... - zenith - 2009.Oct.31, 01:30 AM

RE: Mmmm... - snorkelbill - 2009.Oct.31, 01:47 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 12:45 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 12:51 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Duchbag69 - 2009.Oct.31, 12:48 AM

RE: Mmmm... - snorkelbill - 2009.Oct.31, 12:49 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 12:51 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Nightrain - 2009.Oct.31, 12:49 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 12:54 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Howlsong - 2009.Oct.31, 12:55 AM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.31, 12:56 AM

RE: Mmmm... - MamaWolf - 2009.Oct.31, 01:13 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Howlsong - 2009.Oct.31, 01:24 AM

RE: Mmmm... - buuddha - 2009.Oct.31, 01:29 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Duchbag69 - 2009.Oct.31, 01:33 AM

RE: Mmmm... - buuddha - 2009.Oct.31, 01:46 AM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.31, 02:28 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 02:32 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 02:33 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 02:34 AM

RE: Mmmm... - buuddha - 2009.Oct.31, 02:46 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 02:35 AM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.31, 03:03 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Duchbag69 - 2009.Oct.31, 03:06 AM

RE: Mmmm... - buuddha - 2009.Oct.31, 03:16 AM

RE: Mmmm... - johnsonhalo76 - 2009.Oct.31, 03:37 AM

RE: Mmmm... - jockpaul - 2009.Oct.31, 03:15 AM

RE: Mmmm... - ClosedCasket - 2009.Oct.31, 05:54 AM

RE: Mmmm... - drec92 - 2009.Oct.31, 07:20 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 07:48 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 07:54 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 07:57 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 08:02 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 08:07 AM

RE: Mmmm... - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Oct.31, 08:08 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Gornikel - 2009.Oct.31, 08:13 AM

RE: Mmmm... - ladytiger - 2009.Oct.31, 08:13 AM

RE: Mmmm... - Accipender - 2009.Oct.31, 10:09 AM

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