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2010.Sep.15, 12:15 AM
Ominous
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BrokenGlass
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Welcome to the home of Bender Bending Rodríguez,Bending Unit 22, serial number 2716057, chassis number 1729.

I'm a foul-mouthed, alcoholic, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered, pessimistic robot originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths. I love to war and don't take shit from no one. If you F##k with me I'll F##k your shit up! no exceptions.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

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2010.Sep.15, 12:18 AM
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Why are u posting this?
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2010.Sep.15, 12:21 AM
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(2010.Sep.15 12:18 AM)jgrea4 Wrote:  Why are u posting this?

we had a bet that some tool would ask that question. i was correct. my reward is to hosp your ass.
give her the bowling ball grip, two in the pink and one in the stink.

all cats are grey in the dark.
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2010.Sep.15, 12:26 AM
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2010.Sep.15, 12:33 AM
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Well ur a bit wierd in the head than glen
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2010.Sep.15, 12:35 AM
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(2010.Sep.15 12:33 AM)jgrea4 Wrote:  Well ur a bit wierd in the head than glen

truth'd. Wink
give her the bowling ball grip, two in the pink and one in the stink.

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2010.Sep.15, 12:38 AM
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(2010.Sep.15 12:33 AM)jgrea4 Wrote:  Well ur a bit wierd in the head than glen

he's really just misunderstood...
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2010.Sep.15, 12:48 AM
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(2010.Sep.15 12:21 AM)thehustler Wrote:  
(2010.Sep.15 12:18 AM)jgrea4 Wrote:  Why are u posting this?

we had a bet that some tool would ask that question. i was correct. my reward is to hosp your arse.

God dammit Glenn you win........

You sent $1 to GlennQuagmire [30185].
Obama's balls, your chin...............Suckers..........Duped again.
Benders face, my ass....................Sucker Dupe
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2010.Sep.15, 01:04 AM
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(2010.Sep.15 12:48 AM)BrokenGlass Wrote:  
(2010.Sep.15 12:21 AM)thehustler Wrote:  
(2010.Sep.15 12:18 AM)jgrea4 Wrote:  Why are u posting this?

we had a bet that some tool would ask that question. i was correct. my reward is to hosp your arse.

God dammit Glenn you win........

You sent $1 to GlennQuagmire [30185].

thats 2 wins for me in the last 24 hrs. i also got the cheets quiz right. Wink
give her the bowling ball grip, two in the pink and one in the stink.

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2010.Sep.15, 04:52 AM
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Lol nice bet your where paying heaps of money therw $1
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