[Guest]

Damn Dingus you gotta move up in the world. Socio-economic situation is the #1 factor in getting some.

[Dingus]

Yea been paying for it my whole life!

[Duchbag69]

(2010.Apr.01 10:26 AM)vInDicaTed Wrote:  This tweak is a failure in my books.

+1

this game has turned into a circus.. we got candys, jokes, four leaf clovers...

not too mention id sooner have maybe some updates instead of stupid days or competitions...

[TommiTheTaco]

Carrot cake, nugga.

[Guest]

Moaning when you should be criming.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2836 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

[Duchbag69]

(2010.Apr.01 11:01 AM)Chymere Wrote:  Moaning when you should be criming.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2836 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

criming when you should be moaning

[Accipender]

(2010.Apr.01 11:01 AM)Chymere Wrote:  Moaning when you should be criming.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2836 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

Too busy sitting in my cell to be criming...

[johnsonhalo76]

i made about 3k on a meth lab earlier. i'll paste my next one

[Dingus]

1. With the help of a buddy, you finger bang tommis mom your friend creates a car accident and you act as a witness.
2. Your friend starts driving around looking for a mark while you sit innocently along the street.
3. Your buddy slams on his brakes right in front of you on the street while the car behind him tries to avoid your friends car.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2278 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.

[TommiTheTaco]

(2010.Apr.01 11:21 AM)Dingus Wrote:  1. With the help of a buddy, you finger bang tommis mom your friend creates a car accident and you act as a witness.
2. Your friend starts driving around looking for a mark while you sit innocently along the street.
3. Your buddy slams on his brakes right in front of you on the street while the car behind him tries to avoid your friends car.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $2278 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.