[SuperDave]

(2018.Mar.11 03:35 PM)GlennQuagmire Wrote:  2:31 pm SuPeRDaVe attacked you and lost.
2:25 pm SuPeRDaVe attacked you and lost.
2:20 pm SuPeRDaVe attacked you and lost.

Still failing

Getting closer to retiring you.

[Zoidberg]

[johnsonhalo76]

(2018.Mar.11 09:55 PM)Zoidberg Wrote:  

Where were you when the forums were fun?

[filthymick]

(2018.Mar.11 10:11 PM)johnsonhalo76 Wrote:  

(2018.Mar.11 09:55 PM)Zoidberg Wrote:  

Where were you when the forums were fun?

[Dreadwind]

(2018.Mar.06 02:50 PM)TealJade Wrote:  Should do a better job at editing, Glenn wouldn't have gained 467 experience points from a loss.

Top forum post of 2018 to date.

[SuperDave]

(2018.Mar.07 02:06 PM)SuperDave Wrote:  

(2018.Mar.05 03:08 PM)SuperDave Wrote:  Ares FightLog 3.0.1
Attack Type Gang Battle
Total Combatants 2
Attack Result Win
Initial Hit Points 100%
Total Combat Rounds 20
Experience Points Earned 467.0
Attack Time Mar 04 2018 - 2:49:05 am
Encumbrance Rate 0.186
Weapon Used Shortsword
Armor Used Armored Vest
Shielding Worn Ares EM-1 Power Series
Melee Bonus No
Defense Bonus No
Hits 8 (40.0%)
Damage Dealt 4927 (240.9)
Damage Resisted 1091 (136.4)
Best Hit 574
Hits from Opponent(s) 15 (75.0%)
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 3791 (252.7)
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 1512 (100.8)
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 315
Gang Points 10
Below are all opponents involved in the battle.

GlennQuagmire
Attack Result Loss
Opponent's Level 59
Initial Hit Points 100%
Experience Points Earned -467.0
Last Action Time Feb 28 2018 - 9:44:22 pm
Weapon Used Ranged
Armor Worn Yes
Helmet Worn Yes
Hits 15
Damage Dealt 3791
Damage Resisted 1512
Best Hit 315
Hits from Opponent(s) 8
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 1927
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 1091
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 574
Hospital Minutes 55
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TealJade where exactly do you see Glenn gaining 467 exp at?Does any1 else care to entertain her delusions?how do G.Q.'s balls smell Teal?You should know.

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(2018.Mar.12 05:21 AM)Dreadwind Wrote:  

(2018.Mar.06 02:50 PM)TealJade Wrote:  Should do a better job at editing, Glenn wouldn't have gained 467 experience points from a loss.

Top forum post of 2018 to date.

Yet another 1 clearly going through the pains of n00berty.

[Acooper]

come attack me


Equipped Items
Ranged Weapon You have no ranged weapon equipped.
Melee Weapon Broyles Inc. Electric Axe
Helmet You are not wearing a helmet.
Armor You are not wearing armor.
Armor Shielding You do not have any enabled armor shielding.

[Acooper]

(2018.Mar.14 03:29 AM)Acooper Wrote:  come attack me


Equipped Items
Ranged Weapon You have no ranged weapon equipped.
Melee Weapon Broyles Inc. Electric Axe
Helmet You are not wearing a helmet.
Armor You are not wearing armor.
Armor Shielding You do not have any enabled armor shielding.

Round 1
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 150 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 17 for a total of 133 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 475 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 9 for a total of 466 damage!
Round 2
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 129 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 14 for a total of 115 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 413 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 9 for a total of 404 damage!
Round 3
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 152 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 19 for a total of 133 damage.
SuPeRDaVe hits MrRichardCranium for 97 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 1 for a total of 96 damage.
Round 4
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 88 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 13 for a total of 75 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
Round 5
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 116 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 17 for a total of 99 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
Round 6
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 142 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 14 for a total of 128 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 420 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 8 for a total of 412 damage!
Round 7
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 113 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 11 for a total of 102 damage.
SuPeRDaVe hits MrRichardCranium for 109 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 1 for a total of 108 damage.
Round 8
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 148 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 14 for a total of 134 damage.
SuPeRDaVe hits MrRichardCranium for 90 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 1 for a total of 89 damage.
Round 9
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 117 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 21 for a total of 96 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 378 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 6 for a total of 372 damage!
MrRichardCranium defeated SuPeRDaVe.
You honorably defeat all combatants. You walk away and let your defeated opponents sulk in their own misery.
Experience Earned : 423
Hospitalization Time : 29



Attack Type Leave
Total Combatants 2
Attack Result Win
Initial Hit Points 100%
Total Combat Rounds 9
Experience Points Earned 423.0
Attack Time Mar 14 2018 - 10:15:11 am
Encumbrance Rate 0.046
Weapon Used Broyles Inc. Electric Axe
Melee Bonus No
Defense Bonus No
Hits 9 (100.0%)
Damage Dealt 2841 (315.7)
Damage Resisted 3 (0.3)
Best Hit 475
Hits from Opponent(s) 3 (33.3%)
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 296 (98.7)
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 172 (57.3)
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 109
Below are all opponents involved in the battle.

SuPeRDaVe
Attack Result Loss
Opponent's Level 52
Initial Hit Points 100%
Experience Points Earned -21.2
Last Action Time Mar 14 2018 - 8:16:06 am
Weapon Used Melee
Armor Worn Yes
Hits 3
Damage Dealt 296
Damage Resisted 172
Best Hit 109
Hits from Opponent(s) 9
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 2841
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 3
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 152
Hospital Minutes 29

[Acooper]

Round 1
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 65 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 18 for a total of 47 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 362 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 9 for a total of 353 damage!
Round 2
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 60 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 21 for a total of 39 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
Round 3
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 42 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 14 for a total of 28 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 412 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 6 for a total of 406 damage!
Round 4
MrRichardCranium misses SuPeRDaVe!
SuPeRDaVe headbutts MrRichardCranium for 426 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 0 for a total of 426 damage!
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 451 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 7 for a total of 444 damage!
Round 5
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 55 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 16 for a total of 39 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 255 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 9 for a total of 246 damage!
Round 6
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 48 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 11 for a total of 37 damage.
SuPeRDaVe hits MrRichardCranium for 212 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 1 for a total of 211 damage.
Round 7
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 78 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 9 for a total of 69 damage!
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 65 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 15 for a total of 50 damage.
Round 8
MrRichardCranium misses SuPeRDaVe!
SuPeRDaVe headbutts MrRichardCranium for 278 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 0 for a total of 278 damage!
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
Round 9
MrRichardCranium hits SuPeRDaVe for 44 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 18 for a total of 26 damage.
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 425 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 11 for a total of 414 damage!
Round 10
MrRichardCranium misses SuPeRDaVe!
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 392 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 8 for a total of 384 damage!
Round 11
MrRichardCranium misses SuPeRDaVe!
SuPeRDaVe headbutts MrRichardCranium for 204 damage. MrRichardCranium resists 0 for a total of 204 damage!
SuPeRDaVe misses MrRichardCranium!
MrRichardCranium headbutts SuPeRDaVe for 272 damage. SuPeRDaVe resists 8 for a total of 264 damage!
MrRichardCranium defeated SuPeRDaVe.
You honorably defeat all combatants. You walk away and let your defeated opponents sulk in their own misery.
Experience Earned : 374
Hospitalization Time : 30


Ares FightLog 3.0.1
Attack Type Leave
Total Combatants 2
Attack Result Win
Initial Hit Points 100%
Total Combat Rounds 11
Experience Points Earned 374.0
Attack Time Mar 14 2018 - 3:33:51 pm
Encumbrance Rate 0.038
Weapon Used Titanium Sohei Ono Axe
Melee Bonus No
Defense Bonus No
Hits 7 (63.6%)
Damage Dealt 3026 (432.3)
Damage Resisted 1 (0.1)
Best Hit 451
Hits from Opponent(s) 1 (9.1%)
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 1120 (1,120.0)
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 180 (180.0)
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 212
Below are all opponents involved in the battle.

SuPeRDaVe
Attack Result Loss
Opponent's Level 52
Initial Hit Points 100%
Experience Points Earned -18.7
Last Action Time Mar 14 2018 - 2:55:55 pm
Weapon Used Melee
Armor Worn Yes
Hits 1
Damage Dealt 1120
Damage Resisted 180
Best Hit 426
Hits from Opponent(s) 7
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 3026
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 1
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 65
Hospital Minutes 30

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