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(2011.Jan.14 12:35 AM)pornking Wrote: [ -> ]uncle dave i got one word for you i gonna say it 4 times lame lame lame

Umm, you are as bad at math as you are at any sign of wit.
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.12 04:14 AM)dnbrocks Wrote: [ -> ]well blackjeep killed himself over this game so i guess it isnt outside of the realms of possibility that it could happen again although i think blackjeep died in a michael hutchins style situation.

Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling?
(2011.Jan.14 07:56 AM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.12 04:14 AM)dnbrocks Wrote: [ -> ]well blackjeep killed himself over this game so i guess it isnt outside of the realms of possibility that it could happen again although i think blackjeep died in a michael hutchins style situation.

Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling.

I put you at...Jerkin it to midget bukkake porn until blind.
(2011.Jan.14 11:09 AM)Monk Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 07:56 AM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.12 04:14 AM)dnbrocks Wrote: [ -> ]well blackjeep killed himself over this game so i guess it isnt outside of the realms of possibility that it could happen again although i think blackjeep died in a michael hutchins style situation.

Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling.

I put you at...Jerkin it to midget bukkake porn until blind.
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(2011.Jan.14 11:09 AM)Monk Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 07:56 AM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.12 04:14 AM)dnbrocks Wrote: [ -> ]well blackjeep killed himself over this game so i guess it isnt outside of the realms of possibility that it could happen again although i think blackjeep died in a michael hutchins style situation.

Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling.

I put you at...Jerkin it to midget bukkake porn until blind.

That's where I was thinking. That, or offing myself.
(2011.Jan.14 01:11 PM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 11:09 AM)Monk Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 07:56 AM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.12 04:14 AM)dnbrocks Wrote: [ -> ]well blackjeep killed himself over this game so i guess it isnt outside of the realms of possibility that it could happen again although i think blackjeep died in a michael hutchins style situation.

Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling.

I put you at...Jerkin it to midget bukkake porn until blind.

That's where I was thinking. That, or offing myself.

Who is John Rambo for 1000 chuck!
(2011.Jan.14 01:38 PM)Dingus Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 01:11 PM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 11:09 AM)Monk Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 07:56 AM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: [ -> ]
(2011.Jan.14 12:24 AM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]Told ya. Imagine the carnage when Zen pulls the plug. I am guessing out of the 200 who are on here pretty much all day every day (you know the names), 5 off themselves, 75 go though major depression, 50 more actually find out what a vagina is in "real" life (for the first time), 1 gets busted for flashing old ladies and old men (ColdQueer yuck), 1 gets outed as a gay porn actor (sorry to "out" you PornQueen) and all 200 replace the 16-20 AL hours a day rubbing off to midget bukakke porn and they all go blind.

Which one of those groups do I fall into? Or will I fall a little into all of it? And what group will you fall into, when you're one form of entertainment is finally whisked away? You know...Fail trolling.

I put you at...Jerkin it to midget bukkake porn until blind.

That's where I was thinking. That, or offing myself.

Who is John Rambo for 1000 chuck!

Did you mean "fit" im Tommi?lol Oh man I crack myself up!Wink
(2011.Jan.09 05:31 PM)UncleDave Wrote: [ -> ]I truly believe that if and when Zen pulls the plug on this thing a few of you will actually off yourselves (and let's be honest, the planet would benefit from this culling of the herd). Relax. Smoke a joint, drink a beer. It's a silly and stupid/flawed game. Try life for a change. Hell, you might even get laid.

People usually make assumptions based on their personal experiences, or secret desires.
uncle dave troll time
others lol in amazment
dingus plays with self
(2011.Jan.12 08:44 PM)Brugada Wrote: [ -> ]The funny thing is, I am about the only one who knows what Dave is getting at with all his I have to poop stuff. If you knew they story about the local famous news caster it would be funny to you.

dave's a schmuck though and doesn't realize we all don't get the same local news.
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