What are crimes worth?
2008.Oct.07, 02:03 AM
 
Post: #51
1. You set up shop trying to make fake IDs for local youths to buy booze and smokes.
2. You create some good-quality IDs and start handing them out to some locals in hopes to nab some referral customers.
3. You start getting some rep on the street as a provider of quality product and the calls start coming in.

Result: After some time you get a local school underground group interested in a large order. After busting out some IDs, the kids hand you $1616 in cash!

Using your Riot Axe you hit for 4724 points of damage. XXX resists 102 for a total of 4622 damage.


steve says
chesticles?
steve says
you sure got some big chesticles, howl
2008.Oct.07, 05:55 AM
 
Post: #52
Howlsong Wrote:1. You set up shop trying to make fake IDs for local youths to buy booze and smokes.
2. You create some good-quality IDs and start handing them out to some locals in hopes to nab some referral customers.
3. You start getting some rep on the street as a provider of quality product and the calls start coming in.

Result: After some time you get a local school underground group interested in a large order. After busting out some IDs, the kids hand you $1616 in cash!
Already have a forgery higher than that recorded Sad

Looking for crimes above or below the listed range if possible?
Any of you doing the low level crimes at all?
2008.Oct.07, 10:34 AM
 
Post: #53
I try, but I'm just that good.
2008.Oct.07, 11:35 AM
 
Post: #54
1. You walk into the local liquor store and head to the back.
2. You take a good look around to see if anyone is watching.
3. You swipe a small unopened box of merchandise and tuck it under your coat.
4. You head off for the exit as calmly as possible.

Result: You walk right out the door and around the corner without any problem. You get home and find you have taken $10 of merchandise!

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2008.Oct.07, 05:30 PM
 
Post: #55
1. You walk down to a parking structure looking for an easy car to get in.
2. You find a luxury sedan that has the door unlocked.
3. After a couple of seconds fiddling with the wires under the steering wheel, you get it started up!

Result: You get the car to a contact in the shady part of town. The car is not in perfect shape, but will still fetch you some cash. Your contact pays you $280 to take the car off your hands.
2008.Oct.07, 10:06 PM
 
Post: #56
Just got 2035$ for the Decatur International Airport Security
2008.Oct.09, 02:07 AM
 
Post: #57
1. You walk down to a classic car show parking lot looking for an easy car to get in.
2. You find an old fully-restored car that has the door unlocked.
3. After a couple of seconds fiddling with the wires under the steering wheel, you get it started up!

Result: You get the classic car to a contact in the shady part of town. The car isn't top-notch, but who cares, it is a classic. The guy just wants cars. He pays you $174 to take the car off your hands.

He is back....
2008.Oct.10, 03:22 PM
 
Post: #58
1. You walk down to a parking structure looking for an easy car to get in.
2. You find a sweet two-seater Z4 that has the top down.
3. After a couple of seconds fiddling with the wires under the steering wheel, you get it started up!

Result: You get the car to a contact in the shady part of town. The car isn't top-notch, but who cares, it is a sweet ride. The guy just wants cars. He pays you $323 to take the car off your hands.
2008.Oct.11, 09:41 AM
 
Post: #59
1. You walk down a strip mall parking lot looking for an easy car to get in.
2. You find a small beat-up car that has the door unlocked.
3. After a couple of seconds fiddling with the wires under the steering wheel, you get it started up!

Result: You get the clunker to a contact in the shady part of town. The car isn't in good shape, but who cares. The guy just wants cars. He pays you $307 to take the car off your hands. Biggrin still got the highest
2008.Oct.11, 09:59 AM
 
Post: #60
lowest has been defeated Sad
my lowest will arise again Twisted