[Guest]

Moriarty Wrote:

DirkDanja Wrote:Imma tell ya, you catch the turkey then chop the head off and then you stick your d**k in there and watch that turkey go gobble gobble lmao

do you even think before you click submit?

yep and i stole that from Devils Rejects about chicken humping

[Guest]

Dont worry Dirk northeners are always misrable :shock:

[Guest]

You jump into the turkey pen and sprint after one of the turkeys.
You manage to snare one that weighs 3.212 kilograms (7.081 pounds).

wow I'm bad

[TheManiac]

DirkDanja Wrote:

Moriarty Wrote:

DirkDanja Wrote:Imma tell ya, you catch the turkey then chop the head off and then you stick your d**k in there and watch that turkey go gobble gobble lmao

do you even think before you click submit?

yep and i stole that from Devils Rejects about chicken humping

Devils Reject is a good movie. Messed up, but good.

[StreetSamurai]

Your heaviest turkey was 17.949 kilograms (39.571 pounds).

Finally got a decent turkey

You manage to snare one that weighs 2.294 kilograms (5.057 pounds)

then i get that

[TheManiac]

Mine's still a 37 pounder.

[Guest]

*sighs* I get quite a lot of turkeys between 11kg and 16kg but nothing over

[Guest]

where is th big turkeys at, i am so tired of these baby turkeys :oops:

[Guest]

m biggest is 33 pounds,,i average around 20 pounds...this sucks...where is that luck stat when i need it?

[TommiTheTaco]

I win. :shock: