[filthymick]

Crystal Guardians Description
❖ Crystal Guardians❖

We are the Guardians of the Crystals

Crystal Guardians are powerful elemental humans that guard the lair of the dragon Glint. They have a high amount of health, high attack power, and use elemental skills to destroy players. There are 2 classes, melee and ranged. Ranged users use magic to exponentially boost their attack power to destroy players. Melee users use their swift agility to attack players before receiving any damage.

Also, we get all dem girls too.

Sponsored by: Pringles, Meth4Life, Wayne Industries
Partners with: AL Pharmaceutical

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We suck Crystal Meth 9 days a week, just behind the AL Police Department at 7.38pm everyday.

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Try our products now!!!

-Crystal Helmet
-Spicy Crystal Hot Dog
-Crystal Meth
-Fake Crystal Pendant
-Crystal Earrings
-A Girl named Crystal
-Crystal McNuggets
-Crystals on a Stick
-Crystal Bar(Rich in protein and iron)
-Crystal-studded Underwear/Panties
-cPad
-World of Crystalcraft (game)
-Crystal & Onyx studded Bras (merger creation from Crystal Guardians and Onyx Warriors)
-Crystal Lotion
-Crystal Bullets
-Crystallized Heroine
-Crystal Grenades
-Crystallized fence
-Crystal Swords
-Crystal operating computers
-Crystal books for your studying purposes
-Throwing crystals for those pesky neighbors you dislike oh so greatly
-cPod Touch
-cPhone (Currently available for Verizon, At&T, and Sprint.)
-Crystal Poison
-Crystal Pants/Shorts
-Camsung C4
-Camsung C5
-CBox One

and much more!!!

Contact [35870] for inquiries and orders.
These are non-refundable products.

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Please do not steal our products or we will be forced to take violent actions against you. Don't let us catch you near our premises.

WARNING!

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
Persistent survivors will be bombed.

[pheonixfyre]

We also hav a couple of Canadian women named Crystal.....they wandered in the other day looking for work. told them we could prolly find an occasional 'job' for them

[filthymick]

I'll take em both.

Muffen said you guys were all out so i tired to get her to go skinny dipping in the crystal water hot springs with me....

[pheonixfyre]

offer to bring a goat and a llama to her next house party....she won't refuse

[InPaceRequiscat]

(2014.Jun.12 08:21 PM)pheonixfyre Wrote:  offer to bring a goat and a llama to her next house party....she won't refuse

one will be used for food. You have to guess which one.

[GlennQuagmire]

have any tranny's? would prefer post op but will negotiate on pre op....