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I Zerked Pun
2011.Jan.18, 12:25 PM
I Zerked Pun
Post: #1
Dingus
Banned
Dingus
Userid: 5907
Level: 44
X Pats
Combat v21
Round 1
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 212 damage. Dingus resists 74 for a total of 138 damage.
Round 2
Punisher hits Dingus for 304 damage. Dingus resists 70 for a total of 234 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 3
Punisher hits Dingus for 287 damage. Dingus resists 85 for a total of 202 damage.
Dingus hits Punisher for 33 damage. Punisher resists 32 for a total of 1 damage.
Round 4
Punisher hits Dingus for 195 damage. Dingus resists 42 for a total of 153 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 5
Punisher hits Dingus for 252 damage. Dingus resists 73 for a total of 179 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 6
Punisher hits Dingus for 305 damage. Dingus resists 58 for a total of 247 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 7
Punisher hits Dingus for 162 damage. Dingus resists 80 for a total of 82 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 8
Punisher hits Dingus for 207 damage. Dingus resists 53 for a total of 154 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 9
Punisher hits Dingus for 203 damage. Dingus resists 57 for a total of 146 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 10
Punisher hits Dingus for 270 damage. Dingus resists 81 for a total of 189 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 11
Punisher hits Dingus for 247 damage. Dingus resists 76 for a total of 171 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 12
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 194 damage. Dingus resists 84 for a total of 110 damage.
Round 13
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 176 damage. Dingus resists 57 for a total of 119 damage.
Round 14
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 242 damage. Dingus resists 48 for a total of 194 damage.
Punisher defeated Dingus.
You got smoked by Punisher.

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I smoke crack!
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2011.Jan.18, 01:05 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #2
freeksta3798
BeerMe
Userid: 8309
Level: 43
did ya spit or swallow?
BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE IS WARM FOR A DAY
SET THAT MAN ON FIRE AND HE IS WARM FOR LIFE
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2011.Jan.18, 02:09 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #3
Dingus
Banned
Dingus
Userid: 5907
Level: 44
X Pats
I am sore
I smoke crack!
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2011.Jan.18, 02:43 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #4
spacebird
TheWaker
Userid: 8368
Level: 78
Habitat
(2011.Jan.18 12:25 PM)Dingus Wrote:  Combat v21
Round 1
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 212 damage. Dingus resists 74 for a total of 138 damage.
Round 2
Punisher hits Dingus for 304 damage. Dingus resists 70 for a total of 234 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 3
Punisher hits Dingus for 287 damage. Dingus resists 85 for a total of 202 damage.
Dingus hits Punisher for 33 damage. Punisher resists 32 for a total of 1 damage.
Round 4
Punisher hits Dingus for 195 damage. Dingus resists 42 for a total of 153 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 5
Punisher hits Dingus for 252 damage. Dingus resists 73 for a total of 179 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 6
Punisher hits Dingus for 305 damage. Dingus resists 58 for a total of 247 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 7
Punisher hits Dingus for 162 damage. Dingus resists 80 for a total of 82 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 8
Punisher hits Dingus for 207 damage. Dingus resists 53 for a total of 154 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 9
Punisher hits Dingus for 203 damage. Dingus resists 57 for a total of 146 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 10
Punisher hits Dingus for 270 damage. Dingus resists 81 for a total of 189 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 11
Punisher hits Dingus for 247 damage. Dingus resists 76 for a total of 171 damage.
Dingus misses Punisher!
Round 12
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 194 damage. Dingus resists 84 for a total of 110 damage.
Round 13
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 176 damage. Dingus resists 57 for a total of 119 damage.
Round 14
Dingus misses Punisher!
Punisher hits Dingus for 242 damage. Dingus resists 48 for a total of 194 damage.
Punisher defeated Dingus.
You got smoked by Punisher.

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well aren't you the jezmund the family bezerker.
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2011.Jan.18, 02:47 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #5
Dingus
Banned
Dingus
Userid: 5907
Level: 44
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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

Clerk'd
I smoke crack!
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2011.Jan.18, 03:01 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #6
GlennQuagmire
COVID19
Userid: 30185
Level: 60
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you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds.
give her the bowling ball grip, two in the pink and one in the stink.

all cats are grey in the dark.
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2011.Jan.18, 03:20 PM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #7
InPaceRequiscat
Agnotology
Userid: 27305
Level: 50
The Dark Wheel
mmmm sausages...

the only food better has holes for you to stick things in....

mmmmmm donuts....

half dozen glazed and I'll provide the cream filling.
4:30 pm FuN2PwN attacked you and lost. Zerkin ain't easy.
2:50 pm SuP3Rn00b attacked you and lost. Zerkin still ain't easy.
13.Aug.14 SuP3R1 attacked you and lost. See above.
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2011.Jan.20, 10:25 AM
RE: I Zerked Pun
Post: #8
NastyFO
NastyFO
Userid: 26333
Level: 55
The Space Wranglers
(2011.Jan.18 02:47 PM)Dingus Wrote:  My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

Clerk'd

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5.) You hit for 1073 points of damage. (xx) resists 20 for a total of 1053 damage. <-- My first crit over 1K - no candy. :-) 2/14/10

29.) You hit for 1120 points of damage. Xavier Halcon resists 54 for a total of 1066 damage. <-- 2/15/10!
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