[TommiTheTaco]

My ghouls really spare absolutely no mercy on me..They were earlier today, when I was kicking their heads around left and right..But, now..They're telling me to shove off..

1.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
2.) The ghoul swings and misses.
3.) You hit the ghoul for 157 damage.
4.) You are shredded for 169 points of damage. You resist 8 for a total of 161 damage.
5.) You hit the ghoul for 144 damage.
6.) You are shredded for 92 points of damage. You resist 5 for a total of 87 damage.
7.) The ghoul swings and misses.
8.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
9.) You hit the ghoul for 62 damage.
10.) You are shredded for 583 points of damage. You resist 17 for a total of 566 damage.
11.) You hit the ghoul for 16 damage.
12.) You are shredded for 527 points of damage. You resist 15 for a total of 512 damage.
13.) You are shredded for 240 points of damage. You resist 14 for a total of 226 damage.
14.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
15.) The ghoul swings and misses.
16.) You hit the ghoul for 1 damage.
17.) You hit the ghoul for 475 damage.
18.) You are shredded for 58 points of damage. You resist 11 for a total of 47 damage.
19.) The ghoul swings and misses.
20.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
21.) You are shredded for 88 points of damage. You resist 18 for a total of 70 damage.
22.) You hit the ghoul for 112 damage.
23.) You somehow missed the ghoul.
24.) You are hit for 106 points of damage. You resist 18 for a total of 88 damage.
Your vision blurs and you fall into darkness.
You got your butt kicked by freaking ghoul.

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