[Marlo]

Maybe we can find a way to happily marry the two ideas. Like two half empty ketchup containers, stranded on distant diner tables, lonely, unfulfilled, longing for the days when they were once brimming with ability and the urge to please, both Ush and the conflicted SV's can once again become a united force.

A force hellbent on the re-succulent-ification of the proverbial AL sandwich. Let your combined forces do good, ne'er evil. Let your pessimistic half filled containers once again be full of the red, delicious goodness that is AL camaraderie.

For the sake of your friends, and the quickly approaching medium well Burger that is AL hate, please allow yourselves to once again relish in the wonders of personified condimentary goodness.

There is a way out of your current pickle, it may just be under the Lettuce garnish.