Just in case you haven't noticed us hovering menacingly above they city, be advised....
The Citadel of Micks is a fully operational quantum destabilizing, time manipulating, dimension shifting, erection inducing state of the art hideout.
I'm not joking. This thing just forces the blood to your genitals. Men, women, animals. All conscious life is aroused by the sight of it.
It has countless benefits and even more overly hyperbolized accomodations. Such magnificent amendments include air conditioning. Interdimensional cable, Extradimensional satelite tv, 12x24 foot rooms (4x7 meters is a rough comparison).
All this and more. And to top it all off,. The lower section of the citadel is lined with massive stone replicas of our asses, this is where our sewage systems dumps waste from. This way we can shit on our enemies if they refuse to kiss our ass.
I mean, geez, who wouldn't wanna live here? |
