[GlennQuagmire]

sorry for long post but this was an awesome start...

Round 1:
Evil Elf 1 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 1. You hit for 195 damage. Evil Elf 1 resists 2 damage for a total of 193 damage.
You have clobbered Evil Elf 1! Congrats, you found a candy cane!
Round 2:
Evil Elf 2 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 2. You hit for 272 damage. Evil Elf 2 resists 2 damage for a total of 270 damage.
You have clobbered Evil Elf 2! Congrats, you found a candy cane!
Round 3:
Evil Elf 3 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 3. You hit for 59 damage. Evil Elf 3 resists 3 damage for a total of 56 damage.
Evil Elf 3 attacks you and misses!
Round 4:
Evil Elf 4 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 3. You hit for 306 damage. Evil Elf 3 resists 8 damage for a total of 298 damage.
You have clobbered Evil Elf 3! Congrats, you found a candy cane!
Evil Elf 4 attacks you and misses!
Round 5:
Evil Elf 5 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 4 and miss!
Evil Elf 5 attacks you. You are hit for 70 damage. You resist 69 damage for a total of 1 damage.
Evil Elf 4 attacks you. You are hit for 66 damage. You resist 65 damage for a total of 1 damage.
Round 6:
Evil Elf 6 has entered combat!

You attack Evil Elf 4. You hit for 164 damage. Evil Elf 4 resists 9 damage for a total of 155 damage.
Evil Elf 5 attacks you and misses!
Evil Elf 6 attacks you and misses!
Evil Elf 4 attacks you. You are hit for 66 damage. You resist 65 damage for a total of 1 damage.
Round 7:
Evil Elf 7 has entered combat!

Evil Elf 6 attacks you and misses!
You attack Evil Elf 4. You hit for 156 damage. Evil Elf 4 resists 4 damage for a total of 152 damage.
Evil Elf 7 attacks you and misses!
Evil Elf 5 attacks you and misses!
Evil Elf 4 attacks you and misses!
Round 8:
Evil Elf 8 has entered combat!

Evil Elf 6 attacks you. You are hit for 66 damage. You resist 65 damage for a total of 1 damage.
Evil Elf 4 attacks you and misses!
You attack Evil Elf 4. You hit for 61 damage. Evil Elf 4 resists 5 damage for a total of 56 damage.
You have clobbered Evil Elf 4! Congrats, you found a candy cane!