[johnthebishop]

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Abysmal F-500 PT Launcher
Item Type Ranged (Shotgun)
Legality Illegal
Availability Rating 20
Concealment Rating 2
Weight (kilograms) 9.0 kg
Standard Price $1
Trade-in Value $1
For years, the victor in combat was decided by bullet size and damage. But finally, keebler engineers have developed an all new style of weapon that attacks two vital organs - the stomach and the mind. The Abysmal PT Launcher is used to shoot small frosted treats at the user's enemies, which will immediately stuff them. In an added twist, every 3rd poptart is covered in awful tasted Frosting out of 500 shots per minute, hence the F-500. The disgust of the abysmal tasting poptart confuses the opponent, since all toaster strudel is delicious. The ensuing chaos destroys them in both body and mind, without wasting bullets. The F-500 also comes with a backup case of poptarts that are free of awful frosting in the event that the user becomes hungry mid-battle.