[spacebird]

no condolences here. i haven't sent him the umpteen fights that look like this.

Round 1
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 206 damage. Poseidon resists 76 for a total of 130 damage.
Round 2
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 250 damage. Tarkus resists 39 for a total of 211 damage.
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 166 damage. Poseidon resists 60 for a total of 106 damage.
Round 3
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 97 damage. Tarkus resists 72 for a total of 25 damage.
Tarkus misses Poseidon!
Round 4
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 259 damage. Poseidon resists 69 for a total of 190 damage.
Round 5
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 793 damage. Poseidon resists 72 for a total of 721 damage.
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Round 6
Tarkus misses Poseidon!
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 154 damage. Tarkus resists 83 for a total of 71 damage.
Round 7
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 187 damage. Poseidon resists 59 for a total of 128 damage.
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Round 8
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 202 damage. Poseidon resists 80 for a total of 122 damage.
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 264 damage. Tarkus resists 60 for a total of 204 damage.
Round 9
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 317 damage. Tarkus resists 77 for a total of 240 damage.
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 140 damage. Poseidon resists 52 for a total of 88 damage.
Round 10
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 158 damage. Poseidon resists 53 for a total of 105 damage.
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Round 11
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 211 damage. Tarkus resists 71 for a total of 140 damage.
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 152 damage. Poseidon resists 59 for a total of 93 damage.
Round 12
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Tarkus misses Poseidon!
Round 13
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 171 damage. Poseidon resists 66 for a total of 105 damage.
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Round 14
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 64 damage. Tarkus resists 58 for a total of 6 damage.
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 180 damage. Poseidon resists 52 for a total of 128 damage.
Round 15
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 239 damage. Poseidon resists 75 for a total of 164 damage.
Poseidon misses Tarkus!
Round 16
Poseidon hits Tarkus for 289 damage. Tarkus resists 73 for a total of 216 damage.
Tarkus hits Poseidon for 201 damage. Poseidon resists 45 for a total of 156 damage.
Tarkus defeated Poseidon.

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then this...this axe is inconsistent also. it is what it is...

Round 1
Tarkus hits GlennQuagmire for 1302 damage. GlennQuagmire resists 16 for a total of 1286 damage.
GlennQuagmire misses Tarkus!
Round 2
Tarkus hits GlennQuagmire for 153 damage. GlennQuagmire resists 13 for a total of 140 damage.
GlennQuagmire misses Tarkus!
Round 3
Tarkus hits GlennQuagmire for 224 damage. GlennQuagmire resists 19 for a total of 205 damage.
GlennQuagmire misses Tarkus!
Round 4
Tarkus hits GlennQuagmire for 170 damage. GlennQuagmire resists 26 for a total of 144 damage.
GlennQuagmire misses Tarkus!
Round 5
Tarkus hits GlennQuagmire for 1078 damage. GlennQuagmire resists 26 for a total of 1052 damage.
Tarkus defeated GlennQuagmire.