[freeksta3798]

i enjoyed it while it lasted. yea i noticed i was in jail more than usual. so what the CRAP was TWEAKED!!! that was said before you tried the crimes. if you play this game enough to have a fkn percentage on what you normaly make a day compared to today then your fkn life must really suck chocalate balls!!

go have a fkn cold beer, or pray a tree dont get cut down, or a whale dont die, for fuk sake do something with your worthless fkn life!!!!!!!!!

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Criminal Action
1. With the help of a buddy, you set up a scam where your friend creates a car accident and you act as a witness.
2. Your friend starts driving around looking for a mark while you sit innocently along the street.
3. Your buddy slams on his brakes right in front of you on the street while the car behind him tries to avoid your friends car.

Result: The car behind your buddy starts to slide as he brakes too hard to avoid a collision. As the dust settles, your friend falls out of his car in extreme pain. You run over to help out and act as a witness. The man, not wanting his insurance to increase due to an accident on his record, offers $392 cash on the spot to help both of you forget it ever happened.


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that has to be the least i have ever got for that crime, thx bitchbabees!!!


EDIT...
thx for the fun zen!