[Prophesy]

As my previous Stim Supplying venture stiffled out,
I'm proud to announce new services to be offered to the AL community.

"Mr. J's Relationship Counseling"
for the low price of 10k per minute,
I'll help sort out your personal or coital difficulties with your significant other or "life-like-personal-inflatable-companion"

If I can't help solve your issues, I can at least pretend to care, and provide a shoulder to lean on. (Right shoulder only please, my left-side shirt pocket is where your money goes)