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This is Vernon P. Bradshaw reporting live for ALTV 5 - this just in:
It appears as if Downtown Decatur is overrun by an organised group that calls itself the "Vocalist Society of the Mentally Chalenged Thuglife Rejects" [VSMCTR for short]. A (slim)shady character appears to claim leadership of the group - he calls himself Husler.
This individual bedazzled our reporters with his undisputed lyrical inferiority - he acctually made the camera crew vomit a little (all taken care of, no major concerns).
TO ALL AwakenedLanders: do not be alarmed - the AL R&D dept. is on the case / they promise the release of the "Husler-Proof Ear Plugs" - not too pricy, easy to use, completely isolating from the environment.
This is all we have at the moment - we will keep you updated with any new development.

- keeping you informed, this is Vernon P. Bradshaw for ALTV 5. Have a pleasant, quiet night.