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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was told this.

Next thing you know she is going to tell us that:
Borgs don't randomly fail during fights
Weapons actually work properly with the required stats (instead of needing 10 above for full effect)
Crime success rates have nothing to do with how far into a level you are
There is no software that analyzes typing patterns to determine left/right handed players and handicap fights accordingly.

AL Mythbusters, where are you?