[Prophesy]

I dunno,

If I dropped a "get in the kitchen and cook" bomb around a lot of the girls I know, I'd have a nice red hand print on the side of my face.

If you're getting beat-downs based on things youre saying, you can be pretty sure that you are in fact being offensive. By its very deffinition, if something you say offends someone.., it is offensive, regardless of whether or not you think it to be.

Keep your head down,
avoid the forums for a while,
don't make ignorant or "offensive" comments, and don't put up whining posts like these unless you're actually seeking more "attention"

blatant'd