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RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - HeadBustin - 2011.Jul.08 10:51 AM
(2011.Jul.08 10:50 AM)MrPapagiorgio Wrote: LOL. Somebody is a little butthurt.
11:18 am SuperDave attacked you and lost.
11:15 am SuperDave attacked you and lost.
what a n00b
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Spikelancelot - 2011.Jul.08 10:53 AM
(2011.Jul.08 10:42 AM)Monk Wrote: wtf are these bitches babbling about?
So you just joined Uncyclopedia, and you want to write about how stupid the N00bs are right. Um. Think about that for a second.
n00b is a popular word used to describe an almost indescribable species of failure. This word was invented by Jesus after turning water into wine and healing some genetically modified fat guy. After Jesus realized he had 73h 1337357 5k1ll5 0f d3m 4wl he began to use this word to insult the people around him. It is a conspiracy that Jesus stole the word from his great, great, great, great, great, great, grand father's cousin M0535 73h l337, who was famous for doing something in Egypt, as noted in numerous cartoons. It was said that m0535 73h l337 used this word in his rhymes and lyrics. However, since these lyrics were written on tablets, which were smashed, there is no evidence that he was the founder of the word.
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Monk - 2011.Jul.08 10:56 AM
n00b.
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - SuperDave - 2011.Jul.08 11:22 AM
Although its intent is to humiliate and degrade somebody, the word "n00b" sounds like the word penis, and actually implies that the person using the word:
Has no life, as suggested by the simple fact that they spend countless hours playing particular computer/video-games (World of Warcraft).
Believes UFOs will come to take them away and probe them (which is the closest thing they can get when it comes to sexual pleasure)
Thinks that the Federation could destroy the Star Wars Empire.
Has crush on Princes Leia and masturbates to her
Is covered in zits and pops them and is scientifically proven incapable of talking to girls.
Is constantly heard screaming "I sH007 uR 13G, wHY u N07 d13??"
Gets pWned constantly by 1337 H4xZoRz in DOTA.
Likes the opposite gender and spends all day eating mayonnaise, masturbating, and watching reruns of Star Trek, Power Rangers and plays World of Warcraft for 9 and three quarters of a hour.
Is losing touch of reality and thinks he's "Darkness", as stated above.
Is constantly using words which don't even make sense.
Is a purveyor of all things japanese, drawn, and jiggling. In extremely rare cases, the jiggling is omitted.
May also be called a FAIL.
Although the word itself can be rightfully used to describe an extremely annoying or stupid player, the above section still stands. Here are some common conceptions and facts about what nerds call, "n00bs":
Scientists conjecture that the common n00b phrase "Hael me plz!!1" is the closest thing n00bs possess to a battle cry. Some other common n00b phrases in MMORPGOMGLOLWTFBBQs are "giv me 1g". When the n00b gets owned they tend to utter phrases such as "im going to get ma dad to come round and shoot you if you do not give me money" and the common classic for Guild Whores
"hahaha i am the CS: Source champion of the US". Replace US with server country and CS: Source with 'FPS that has nothing to do with RPGs'.
Many L33T players agree that most n00bs' CAPS LOCK keys are permanently stuck in the down position at birth.
n00bs are also incapable of using the letter !, and are known to break out into a frenzy of 1s, or if in particular danger/pleasure/general confusion the random extension of 2s and even the ever-controversial " (speechmark) (the forever controversial invention of 1881). This may, however, be secret binary code sent to other n00bs, but that would just be silly. If so, the n00bs' mastery of ineptitude would most likely render both the encoding and decryption flawed, and the already incoherent messages they send would become even more difficult to understand.
The term is commonly confused with n00b, nub, and also q00u. This is a misconception, because, although n00bs are identical in every imaginable way to newbs, n00bs, and q00us, in reality each belongs to a different phylum in taxonomic classification. n00bs are more closely related to the common chocolate biscuit than to n00bs, or q00us.
Learning, maturity, age and intelligence are inversely proportional to one's propensity to call someone a "n00b". The younger and stupider you become, the more likely you are to call someone a "n00b" or a "fugly slit111". And no, young people are not entitled to use the internet as much as older people. This is because we are simply better than you, and always will be. Clearly, because you are "n00bs" at life, to use your own weird logic.
Source: N00b wankz R3s3arch ggr0up
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RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Dingus - 2011.Jul.08 11:29 AM
Dude stop fucking posting!
Thanks!
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Spikelancelot - 2011.Jul.08 11:38 AM
spoon? spon? the world will never know.
Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about SPON. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
The Society for Protection Of Noobs is a radical group of new world order Pro-Noob people who are trying to take over the world by talking a lot of hot air and trying to get noobs to fight against "The evil mid-high level people who constantly own noobs".So far their plans have been to say the least,ineffective.
Contents [hide]
1 Their agenda
2 Why?
3 It says Protection!
4 LOL That will never happen
5 Help from the Red-Link Monster
6 Message from the SPO-*cough*Admins!
7 Famous members of SPON
8 Related Articles
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The SPON has only one goal in mind:to get noobs (with the help of the Red-link monster) to take over the world and to try and recruit high level people from all the l33t games in existence and to spread a virus to the computers of all the people who refuse to join. However the only way they could even try to recruit an awesome player is by defeating him/her in a fight or by being a communist. Because the leaders of SPON are neither high level or communist they cannot recruit any high leveled players. So therefore they contradict their own agenda. Did you head asplode yet?
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Acooper - 2011.Jul.08 06:09 PM
looks like the superspikedavelancelot multi is in full gear posting
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - BrokenGlass - 2011.Jul.09 02:16 AM
A noob is someone thats wakes up with panties on his face that he doesn't recognize but realizes he is in his mother-in-laws bed next to his bride to be........
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - Batman - 2011.Jul.09 02:20 AM
(2011.Jul.04 10:43 AM)Monk Wrote: I talk with Batman sometimes.
I think this is the post of the week
RE: Talk with a noob sometimes - DirkDanja - 2011.Jul.09 05:20 AM
(2011.Jul.09 02:20 AM)Batman Wrote:(2011.Jul.04 10:43 AM)Monk Wrote: I talk with Batman sometimes.
I think this is the post of the week
I think it's not