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RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - johnsonhalo76 - 2010.Apr.08 10:46 PM
see my posts were perfectly fine as well... meh @ mods. and del your story made me lol a bit
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - BigUncleC - 2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.
No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - delpot - 2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)Chymere Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:42 PM)delpot Wrote: Dude! I posted a fantastic true story about my wife making me a tshirt that disparages women, from my freaking phone nonetheless and it immediately gets removed?! Mods owe me that 10 minutes back!!
It wasn't disparaging, it was cute. I'd wear that. drek goes both ways, laughter keeps you sane.
@ditallica - stim out
Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - ditallica - 2010.Apr.08 10:50 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.
No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol
obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - Chymere - 2010.Apr.08 10:53 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)delpot Wrote: Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.
Sandwich is still a codeword for BJ, right?
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - Monk - 2010.Apr.08 10:53 PM
delpot your story made me lol in my pants a bit
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - ditallica - 2010.Apr.08 10:55 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:53 PM)Chymere Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)delpot Wrote: Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.
Sandwich is still a codeword for BJ, right?
usually it means get out of my sight, i dont wanna talk to you anymore woman! but it can men to literally make a sandwich. dont think it means BJ. it might in this case
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - BigUncleC - 2010.Apr.08 10:55 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:50 PM)ditallica Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.
No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol
obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better
Ok appearntly you don't live anywhere near Alabama son because you slap a hoe here you'll end up playing a game of squeal or no squeal being chased by 2 rednecks with shotguns somewhere where nobody will ever find you.
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - delpot - 2010.Apr.08 10:56 PM
It's actually code for zj
after nearly a decade with the same woman you really need to get creative.
RE: HS, who thought it would be this soon! - johnsonhalo76 - 2010.Apr.08 10:56 PM
(2010.Apr.08 10:50 PM)ditallica Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote:(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.
No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol
obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better
i don't believe in slapping. know for a fact that a chick taking a swing with fingernails towards your face Vs away, fingernails win. hands down.