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- DirkDanja - 2008.Nov.27 01:22 PM
Moriarty Wrote:DirkDanja Wrote:Imma tell ya, you catch the turkey then chop the head off and then you stick your d**k in there and watch that turkey go gobble gobble lmao
do you even think before you click submit?
yep and i stole that from Devils Rejects about chicken humping
- ShadowKid - 2008.Nov.27 01:30 PM
Dont worry Dirk northeners are always misrable :shock:
- Coolmcoolieo - 2008.Nov.27 01:46 PM
You jump into the turkey pen and sprint after one of the turkeys.
You manage to snare one that weighs 3.212 kilograms (7.081 pounds).
wow I'm bad
- TheManiac - 2008.Nov.27 02:46 PM
DirkDanja Wrote:Moriarty Wrote:DirkDanja Wrote:Imma tell ya, you catch the turkey then chop the head off and then you stick your d**k in there and watch that turkey go gobble gobble lmao
do you even think before you click submit?
yep and i stole that from Devils Rejects about chicken humping
Devils Reject is a good movie. Messed up, but good.
- StreetSamurai - 2008.Nov.27 02:51 PM
Your heaviest turkey was 17.949 kilograms (39.571 pounds).
Finally got a decent turkey
You manage to snare one that weighs 2.294 kilograms (5.057 pounds)
then i get that
- TheManiac - 2008.Nov.27 02:53 PM
Mine's still a 37 pounder.
- ZhuSeth - 2008.Nov.27 03:23 PM
*sighs* I get quite a lot of turkeys between 11kg and 16kg but nothing over
- shadowinc - 2008.Nov.27 03:28 PM
where is th big turkeys at, i am so tired of these baby turkeys :oops:
- redz28 - 2008.Nov.27 03:32 PM
m biggest is 33 pounds,,i average around 20 pounds...this sucks...where is that luck stat when i need it?
- TommiTheTaco - 2008.Nov.27 03:33 PM
I win. :shock: