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'Twas the weeks before Christmas - cheetah - 2009.Dec.08 12:00 PM
'Twas the weeks before Christmas, when all through the street
Not a creature was stirring, not even Marlo beating his meat;
The gangs were hiding by the chimney with care,
In hopes that SV would be fair;
The X-pats were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Bong hits danced in their heads;
And Valhalla in their Skirts, and Sv in the nude ,
Were preparing for a war that was gonna be rude,
When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a polish dude named Raf taking it in the rear,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Diss, those dudes are sick.
More rapid than the Village People they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Hey, Dingus! now, Phishee! now, Train and Thortzen!
Come on Weebay, on Conrad! on, Ingus and bad!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Pull down your pants, we are going to spank you all.!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, We will make the Muthas cry,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, We made SG fill his pants with Poo.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the Yelp
All of Awakenedlands was crying for some help.
So as the great war of 2009 is about to commence.
SVs have voted that no one may sit on the fence,
You must be on a side, you can not hide,
You must be with us or we will make use of your back side.
To have a Merry Christmas is so easy to do,
All you need to say is “we choose to fight with you.”
Start out against us, but can’t take what ensues?
Then post in the forums you can take it no longer,
And we will give you mercy and no longer be a hosp monger.
If your pride is too great or maybe too high,
It is your gang members and yourself who will die.
It is up to you members of the lands,
Band together with yourselves or become the SuperVillians #1 fans.
The attacks start at this time tomorrow so beware,
We are coming with our SV labeled underwear.
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Address all further inquiries to [4586] or [18940], and please keep this thread as simply a list of which side gangs are choosing.
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - BSOXXX - 2009.Dec.08 12:21 PM
WELL, no one else has posted yet....
SO, i suppose i will be the first to say, i believe ill help my buddies out over in SV............
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - rado360 - 2009.Dec.08 12:26 PM
(2009.Dec.08 12:21 PM)BSOXXX Wrote: WELL, no one else has posted yet....
SO, i suppose i will be the first to say, i believe ill help my buddies out over in SV............
Good. more people to hosp!
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - spacebird - 2009.Dec.08 12:28 PM
take a peek at the cheetah, reba
cheetah on the prowl in a cage
sink a boulder in the water
tie a cable to a tree
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - TommiTheTaco - 2009.Dec.08 12:31 PM
Don't think VS needs to say who they're siding with.
Hello, Spacebird. Hello, Corrado. Happy Lynchings, eh?
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - Joshiwa - 2009.Dec.08 12:35 PM
(2009.Dec.08 12:31 PM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: Don't think VS needs to say who they're siding with.
Hello, Spacebird. Hello, Corrado. Happy Lynchings, eh?
Easy to talk when you can hide behind Pun and Cheetah. That takes some real balls Tommi.
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - randomjacker - 2009.Dec.08 12:45 PM
(2009.Dec.08 12:35 PM)Joshiwa Wrote:(2009.Dec.08 12:31 PM)TommiTheTaco Wrote: Don't think VS needs to say who they're siding with.
Hello, Spacebird. Hello, Corrado. Happy Lynchings, eh?
Easy to talk when you can hide behind Pun and Cheetah. That takes some real balls Tommi.
no X-Mas spirit.... geez..
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - Canosoup - 2009.Dec.08 12:45 PM
Those are kilts I'll have you know!
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - Joshiwa - 2009.Dec.08 12:47 PM
(2009.Dec.08 12:45 PM)randomjacker Wrote: no X-Mas spirit.... geez..
Didn't know Christmas spirit was picking fights you know you can win.
RE: 'Twas the weeks before Christmas - Howl - 2009.Dec.08 12:49 PM
As some of u know I left SV do to differences of opinion however, I still count 9/10 of them as my family/ close friends and even those with whom I did not get along don't seem so dire anymore.
I could never let them face the opposition without helping them IF/ WHEN there is need. ALL families bicker but when the time comes we will always stand together!! SO Bite Me AL we're gonna whoop ur arses too!!
