[GlennQuagmire]

(2010.Sep.09 06:27 AM)Punisher Wrote:  i thought you paid elephants with peanuts....monkeys take bananas right?

yeah haven't you heard about the monkey and the peanut? everytime he goes to eat one he puts it up his ass. a lil girl asks his keeper "why does he do that?"

the keeper says, "well, he used to eat anything that was thrown into his cage. he once tried to eat a potato. he couldn't shit it out so now he checks everything going in to make sure it will fit going out...."

[mblume]

Just wanted to take the time to announce our newest training gang added to the EAT family:

Welcome guys!

[Punisher]

had to brag on this one....but yeah he was in fair

You pound BenderRodriguez to a bloody pulp. When you are satisfied at the pool of blood laying at your feet, you slip off into the shadows.

Experience Earned : Hospitalizations do not earn experience.
Hospitalization Time : 495

still not up to pullos 515 i think

[Dingus]

That is a pretty sick time!

[TheHorse]

(2010.Sep.09 07:42 AM)Punisher Wrote:  had to brag on this one....but yeah he was in fair

You pound BenderRodriguez to a bloody pulp. When you are satisfied at the pool of blood laying at your feet, you slip off into the shadows.

Experience Earned : Hospitalizations do not earn experience.
Hospitalization Time : 495

still not up to pullos 515 i think

Nice one. It's a shame I seen less than a minute in the hospital huh?...

[Punisher]

would love to break that 500 time...ty dingo

[Dingus]

Howse an I were zerking each other for a whopping 50 minute hosp stay the other day. WTF?

[Punisher]

that is wrong...imo no zerk should be for less than 100 minutes....i think that is the min time for a hosp....i think i got some 2 digit times on bender too...what a waste

[Dingus]

I know for blowing freaking 94 points!

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(2010.Sep.09 06:40 AM)mblume Wrote:  Just wanted to take the time to announce out newest training gang added to the EAT family:

Welcome guys!

yes welcome dudes! Thanks for sending us stims and money! You've been a big help against SV

[TheHorse]

Well look who finally decided to show up...lol

Attack Type Berserk Rage
Total Combatants 2
Attack Result Win
Initial Hit Points 67%
Total Combat Rounds 26
Experience Points Earned 455.0
Attack Time Sep 09 2010 - 8:50:39 am
Last Action Sep 09 2010 - 8:49:44 am
Encumbrance Rate 0.519
Weapon Used G-Force 420 Metal Storm
Armor Used 2M Power Armor T3
Helmet Used Leprechaun Tweed Cap
Shielding Worn Febiani EH301
Ranged Bonus No
Defense Bonus No
Hits 19 (73.1%)
Damage Dealt 5196 (273.5)
Damage Resisted 1645 (86.6)
Best Hit 1098
Hits from Opponent(s) 15 (57.7%)
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 3490 (232.7)
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 2465 (164.3)
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 618

Below are all opponents involved in the battle.
Hannibal
Attack Result Loss
Opponent's Level 53
Initial Hit Points 100%
Experience Points Earned -455.0
Last Action Time Sep 09 2010 - 8:50:38 am
Weapon Used Ranged
Armor Worn Yes
Helmet Worn Yes
Hits 15
Damage Dealt 3490
Damage Resisted 2465
Best Hit 618
Hits from Opponent(s) 19
Damage Received from Opponent(s) 5196
Damage Resisted by Opponent(s) 1645
Best Hit by Opponent(s) 1098
Hospital Minutes 80



nice fail...lmao