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see my posts were perfectly fine as well... meh @ mods. and del your story made me lol a bit

(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.

No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol

(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)Chymere Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:42 PM)delpot Wrote: [ -> ]Dude! I posted a fantastic true story about my wife making me a tshirt that disparages women, from my freaking phone nonetheless and it immediately gets removed?! Mods owe me that 10 minutes back!!

It wasn't disparaging, it was cute. I'd wear that. drek goes both ways, laughter keeps you sane.

@ditallica - stim out

Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.

(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.

No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol

obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better

(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)delpot Wrote: [ -> ]Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.

Sandwich is still a codeword for BJ, right?

delpot your story made me lol in my pants a bit

(2010.Apr.08 10:53 PM)Chymere Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)delpot Wrote: [ -> ]Short story for those that missed it, wife made me a tshirt 7 years ago that says "b17ch make me a sandwich" on it...since then we've gotten married and I still have the shirt...and she's still making me sandwiches...from time to time.

Sandwich is still a codeword for BJ, right?

usually it means get out of my sight, i dont wanna talk to you anymore woman! but it can men to literally make a sandwich. dont think it means BJ. it might in this case

(2010.Apr.08 10:50 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.

No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol

obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better

Ok appearntly you don't live anywhere near Alabama son because you slap a hoe here you'll end up playing a game of squeal or no squeal being chased by 2 rednecks with shotguns somewhere where nobody will ever find you.

It's actually code for zj

after nearly a decade with the same woman you really need to get creative.

(2010.Apr.08 10:50 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:48 PM)BigUncleC Wrote: [ -> ]

(2010.Apr.08 10:44 PM)ditallica Wrote: [ -> ]seems like youve been pussified. dont let the women(especially cheets) have any rights. they should speak only when spoken to.

No I'm not pussified I just know when to shut my mouth and that a b**** slap hurts more than a pimp slap.lol

obviously you havent been training your pimp hand enough then. the more you use it, the better

i don't believe in slapping. know for a fact that a chick taking a swing with fingernails towards your face Vs away, fingernails win. hands down.